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4chan combat van

a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*
by DRduck68 July 19, 2022
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4chan

A imageboard rulecucked to fucking death, it primarily isn't right wing anymore like many would like you to believe - instead (You) are stuck in the past and the teenaged pedophiles outnumber everyone (AI botted posts aren't accounted for in this comparison)

It was only formerly kewl & based, modern (start of the post 2015 4chan era or however the luggage is hauled) it is a botted, cia infested, janitor power abused & biased, captcha ridden, *intense* datamining honeypot for fakecels, troons and normieGODS alike

This wasn't a overexaggeration, 4chan got hacky hacked and has had leaks fact checking everything mentioned, just shut it down -

wait no actually it is shut down as of 14th of April '25, signs of a retvrn are slim.
4chan lost
kek
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4Chan Éclair

when you shit in someone's pillowcase and play it like an accordian
"would ever shut up, would you? I'mma shit in your pillowcase, play it like a fucking accordian and call it a 4Chan Éclair"
by TheIntoxicatedVixen June 26, 2025
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4chan

A dark place that’s given me more trauma than Black Friday shopping in the early 2000s.
Not stupid: 4chan is weird bro why tf you on it
Stupid: stfu 4chan isn’t all bad it’s solved many mysteries like the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing
Not stupid: …gtfo now and never come back or else they’ll have a new missing person to find
by forensicclownery January 7, 2024
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4chan

it's one of the darkest depths of the internet, the people on there are interesting people to say the least.
god forbid the anons happen to not like you, because when 4chan users don't like something, they'll gain a dangerous hate boner. (or should i say rage boner)
"i'm gonna go on 4chan" i said
"it'll be fun" i said
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4Chan

4Chan is a website filled with nothing but pedophiles, edgelords, serial killers, cannibals, bigots, homophobes, transphobes, gooners, neo-Nazis, racists, zoophiles and just about everything horrible under the sun.
4Chan user: Hey wanna see me fuck a toddler
4Chan commenters: Fuck yeah we wanna jerk off to that
by Sophie Ashton Rosewell January 29, 2024
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4Chan

4Chan is the Internets Medieval Black Knight.

In old Tales, Knights would face off against the infamous "Black Knight". Normally these Knights would never take off their helmet, as they are supposed to be the antagonistic force of life going against the protagonist. The protagonist usually being a White Knight in shining armor, thinking they can defeat the Black Knight easily only for the true Hero to step up and save them instead.

In turn, 4Chan has become the antagonistic force of the Internet. A force needed in order to keep up the balance of "good" and "evil" especially in a time where most think of themself as the white knights of old. Thinking their take and their ideals are what will bring the world to a better future, while making themself look like Fake Paragons of Virtue.

At the end, 4Chan welcomes everyone and anyone. As long as you respect their culture they will respect you. If you are called a slur, just call them a slur back. Its like saying hello. But do one thing to disrespect 4Chan culture and they will let you know they dont want you there.
4Chan is more real than the rest of the Internet will ever be.
by Mardubar March 10, 2023
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