A series of football (soccer) commercials by Nike promoting the "beauty" of the sport and showing examples of "how it should be". The host of these clips is Eric Cantona, a legendary Manchester United footballer who promotes fair play and passion, but hates the pulling of shirts and voilence on the field yet he once unleashed a kung fu kick on a fan back in 1995.
There should be a Joga TV clip featuring Zidane and his headbutt, maybe that would "make the ball happy"
by daveless August 3, 2006
Get the Joga TVmug. The greatest of all time, or "G.O.A.T." at the popular game hide and seek. Much like the NBA basketball player Steph Curry, the TV remote is always there when it doesn't matter, but never shows up when you need it.
"What happened to the love that you used to have for me?" Sarah asked
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied
by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017
Get the TV Remotemug. 
A phrase seen on products which is the only means of persuasion for this company to get you to buy a piece of shit.
WO! This Grabbo-Arm can hold a spoon to scoop out pudding with ease! This product was "AS SEEN ON TV"! I should probably buy it!
by A Little Pinprick July 14, 2006
Get the as seen on TVmug. On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.
Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.
See: Professional Sports
See: Professional Sports
by D-Shiznit July 8, 2005
Get the reality tvmug. Ambient light from the television that is used to dimly illuminate a room or dwelling. The sound can be on or off.
by yes juanito yes January 13, 2015
Get the TV lightmug. A very square faced person, with the intelligence quotient of a raving lunatic. They typically associate themselves with people resembling oranges (Hindi: santras). Santras are notorious for being intimate with women from Welham Girls School.
TV Rao: "DOON!!! CHOOOOT!!!! There's a fucking limit for everything! I DID pay that thai hooker!!!" "I LOVE the smell of the first rain" & "That guy is such a TV Rao"
by Don Majnu Bhai Santra August 10, 2010
Get the TV Raomug.