Douche Dick

A male driver that can’t drive.

Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.

by drappel August 15, 2020

legitimate dick

A guy that has a dick that will stick around the next morning.

He has a legitimate dick. He didn't just up and leave.

by Stan Bond October 19, 2017

dick sticky

When you pull out and spray your succulent semen all over a girl or boys back, blow on it a tad bit, then proceed to slap your flaccid cock on their back until it sticks.

It was so hot last night when my dad gave me the dick sticky I almost shot my cat.

by CondomChomper February 17, 2018

dick yawning

The act of pushing away your erect penis as in stretching when yawning.

He was dick yawning with my leg while watching TV in bed.

by Tripvd June 9, 2020

Dick

The man's most prized possession in his life depending on the size of it, the best size to have is the foot long most women will understand the concept of it if you just say to them "want my foot long" or unless you have a worm down there and just say this "hey my worms wiggling for you"

Guy with big penis: hey you've been to Subway cuz you gave me a foot long.

Guy with small penis: hey want a taste of my special tic tac it gives you minty breath.
Dick size is what makes most men proud of them selves

by Fat dick69 January 29, 2019

National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like

Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day

by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019

Silk Dick

a good looking, naturally smooth, architextural phenomenon associated with a man's penis. Known to be sexually and sensory stimulating to woman with adhd and autistic characteristics

I was hyper focused on rubbing my pussy on his silk dick for HOURS

by Selena Loren September 1, 2023