Shit sue

The incorrect way to spell shih tzu

Daisy: Is your dog a shit sue?
Hannah: No, she’s an ewok.

by Norma’s Mom December 20, 2020

shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.

"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."

by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009

shit dumper

When someone drops a fucked up project on your plate at work to deal with and then walks away completely - shit dumper.

Danielle dropped this clusterfuck of a project on my plate and walked away unscathed - shit dumper.

by eter123 August 8, 2015

Dominant Shit

When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.

guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"

by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024

Mx5’s are shit

Mx5’s are shit because they are overpriced lumps of rust and people only buy them because everyone else tells them to… they are shit

Bro why did you buy a mx5… mx5’s are shit

by 6n2_kixg September 18, 2022

Shit boy

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.

Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).

Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright

Oh my fuck shit boy why did you break the couch

by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022

Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

by Storm18X April 30, 2011