Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.

Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.

by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016

dick nub

When a boys dick "usually fuck boys" is smaller than a muffin top

Omg Karen he has such a dick nub

by Boomba boom May 25, 2016

vacation dick

A big penis. Larger than a regular penis, one you probably wouldn't recieve on a night out or from your boyfriend.

"This dude I hooked up with had vacation dick!"

by jakehodges9 May 25, 2016

Dick Ache

Dick ache - the feeling of intense sexual dissatisfaction. When sexual stimulation is out matched by disappointment.

"i really liked her but her Instagram hoeing gave me dick ache"

by UnclePeteNO May 25, 2016

vacation dick

Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .

The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long

by Purple haze May 23, 2016

dick raped

Rape for men. When a girl takes you're dick and you don't her pusspuss, she takes your dick and puts it in her pusspuss.

Damn Angelia took my dick and she put it in her pusspuss, and she ugly as shit nigga. I just got dick raped, like bro, what the fuck

by xhat May 23, 2016

vacation dick

I dick that is so large you can only ride it once a year

Man I had so bomb ass vacation dick last night

by Spaggootter May 22, 2016