by You are short and single August 28, 2025
Get the Youmug. by uwu master 1234567890098765432 November 9, 2023
Get the did you wash your az todaymug. person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021
Get the you selfish fuckmug. A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
Get the You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!mug. The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
Get the Taxis Make You Fat and Lazymug. 
Who are you is a saying that-
OH GOD, WHO ARE YOU?!?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE, I’M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE
OH GOD, WHO ARE YOU?!?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE, I’M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE
by Clancy1819 August 7, 2023
Get the Who are you?mug.