swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

Oh my lor!

when something is shocking and u wanna praise #lor. This is the baddest of expressions and only bad bitches can use it.

oh my lor! i'm dribbling with one hand!

by pinkllamacoolshit April 16, 2021

my fitness pal

A horrible app that gives most people who use it an eating disorder

Emma: I started counting my calories!
Hannah: okay period what app do you use
Emma: my fitness pal
Hannah: oh girl no...

by Bakaweeb April 16, 2021

plunging my toilet

Vaginal or anal masturbation via a big fat massive dildo with a flared end.

He took out my fav toy and started plunging my toilet.

by Woodworkius April 16, 2021

My mouths flipped

When you accidentally drop the N bomb in class

Teacher: why did u say that
Student: sorry sir my mouths flipped

by [e-mail] April 17, 2021

my baby got back

Elated! Surfer dude who took his surfboard for ding repair and got it back in his possession.

Melvin walks in the house with his recently repaired surfboard, "my baby got back!"

by Davey Didoe April 17, 2021