Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022

vacation dick

A penis that is of excessive size that one would want to receive only once and a while. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge and l still cant walk right.

by Catof9Lives June 16, 2016

Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 July 29, 2016

Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

big dick energy

when someone looks or acts like they have a huge dick. often related to KPOP idol, Johnny Seo.

wow have you seen Johnny Seo? major big dick energy

by p33n3r May 31, 2019

Dick

A lovely and wonderful person. Who loves to travel to dark and wet places. But hates the cold, the cold is boring. I am also very sensitive but i love being played with and stroked. Sometimes i’ll in even travel to more exotic places.

Dude1: ”Nice dick you got there bro”
Dude2: ”Thanks bro yours wasn’t so bad either”

Dude:1 ”wanna have a sword”
Dude2: ”hell yeah maaan”

by Ericsson November 19, 2020

URBAN DICK

Are you lesbian? 😅😅😅

URBAN DICK a question for yah

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 8, 2020