Doug Shit

The stuff that one guy at work does that should get him fired but somehow doesn't.

Boss: "Hey, who broke the saw cutting 3 plates at once?"

Worker: "You know who. He's always up to some Doug Shit."

by kingkuvathemilklord May 1, 2024

Get shit on

It when you lose at any battle royal game

I totally yelled Get shit on to this kid in fortnite

by Gowlingdowng July 18, 2021

Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?

It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*

I swear i just took a Ghost Shit. No evidence at all.

by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021

shit generator

Your ass

Yo I just took a dump with the shit generator

by Did you expect a name March 2, 2021

shit brickhouse

somebody so built so poorly they look like they are barely standing

amongst the worst insult for a gymbro

not to be confused with a brick shithouse

grandma: r u sure ur eating enough, ur so skinny ur beginning to look like a shit brickhouse

by avg_width_enjoyer January 3, 2023

Shit-baby

A BABY With With a Big pile of Shit on it.

Baby got shit on and we call them shit-baby's

by Apple seed November 29, 2019