Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.

That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.

by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022

bit your tip

when someone is upset about something you didn’t do

i don’t know who bit your tip but you need to chill out

by liyah0804 December 26, 2022

Show me your bankai

When a bleach fan wants to the see the genitals of another person

James: hey carl show me your bankai dude
Carl: sure
*takes of pants and shows his penis*

by Zəd October 13, 2023

Have sex with your ex

November 8th.

Hey, Rebecca.

Hey, Ethan.

Do you know what day it is?

Know what day is it

Have sex with your ex day can fuck me?

by You're welcome 69 November 08, 2022

Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!

"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"

by Leuko April 09, 2024

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.

Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn

by XenoGent February 04, 2022