DIRTY MUSLIM

When you you are going to cum you pull out and yell “ Ali Akbar “ as you EXPLODE into her eyes through her hijab

after you have blinded her with jizz you MUST throw a BIG ROCK at her because she didn’t get pregnant

This is similar to the “UGLY MUSLIM”

She wanted halal everything so i figured if she wanted everything Muslim style

i would give her an DIRTY MUSLIM since my mother raised me to be polite and inclusive

by Homeless Jesus November 10, 2025

dirty thane

Sexual: When you put your fingers in a girls ass during reverse cowgirl, pull them out and give her tiger stripes down her back

Before you go to the rave let me give you a dirty thane to match your shirt

by RandomShizzz March 2, 2023

Dirty Dave

Inserting anal beads into Dave Chapelle's ass until he shits all over them, and then pulling them out with your face below the anus so the shit releases all over your face.

Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!

by Doorknob Lourie August 28, 2025

Dirty Ranch

something you should have but definitely don’t

I’ll just grab this dirty ranch

by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022

Dirty Techtot

Is when you take a male streamer home and shave his beard off with rusty clippers.

Jon got the ol' Dirty Techtot one day and his fiance left him.

by TechThot June 12, 2022

dirty medalith

When a girl squirts in your mouth and you swallow half and spritz the rest on a taco as a substitute for lime juice.

"I wanted to go out for tacos, but I wanted lower calorie option so I chose a dirty Medalith! "

by Nick'sPizza May 10, 2023

Dirty Colten

To dip you cock in teriyaki sauce and then make a gorgeous black immense woman suck it until thats shit is clean

His cock is not gonna smell for a week after that dirty colten he recieved

by THENIGQE April 9, 2024