Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022
When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.
"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."
by BlubbernotaFighter April 23, 2025
"bloop, this shit is bananas"
by The real Mr.moomoo July 15, 2021
Tough, like REALLY tough! Like tougher than you thought was possible. Could refer to a person, a team, or a terrible piece of meat!
Ivan Drago beat the hell out of Rocky, but Rocky came back and whooped his ass! Rocky is tougher than whale shit!
That steak was so overcooked, it was tougher than whale shit.
That steak was so overcooked, it was tougher than whale shit.
by Rhino43050 August 23, 2024
the meme: critical shit, where the the soldier from team fortress 2 screams, with a horribly misfigured mouth, and flames coming out of his eyes
by direct crit October 20, 2023
The act of sitting down, but NOT on a toilet to release the bowels. If you shit without the H, it could be anywhere you’d like but without the act if shitting
by TheRealZackDean August 18, 2023
-Are you surfing on the internet?
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit
by MrSurfingers July 27, 2017