Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

Shit kisses

When your dog drinks out of the toilet then licks your face!

Damn it Lucy get away from me with your shit kisses, nasty ass!

by Miss Green May 9, 2016

Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea

When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide

by SPART323 May 6, 2024

Shit Dick Prouductions

A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit

My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass

by Lukasnutsonhitlwr July 11, 2021

shit

a carousel (a nice word)

A shit moved like a wheel in Alameda County Fair with music.

by forehard bill July 20, 2018

Palm shit

Some palm colored people behavior(s)

Tray and Reno are walking down the street and see a anti-everything protest.

Tray: This is some palm shit.
Reno: Bro what is palm shit
Tray: You not knowing is some palm shit too.

by TofuKiba June 22, 2021

Shit Fit

When someone wears an all brown outfit

Look at Matt’s shit fit today

by shitfit846284 February 11, 2025