When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.
by Daddyajthelord March 14, 2024
A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
by Sexydimma May 02, 2013
one of two things:
a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box
b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box
b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?
person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
1) in hockey, when your team is down a man
2) without any seemingly particular effort
3) in unfavorable circumstances
4) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
2) without any seemingly particular effort
3) in unfavorable circumstances
4) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
by Sexydimma February 05, 2013