Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

Twat Waffle by J-Patriot July 23, 2021

Cock-waffle

What you call someone when they shoot you unexpectedly in the 'Team Rumble' LTM in Fortnite: Battle Royale.

Oh, you fucking cock-waffle!

Cock-waffle by Kurzo July 26, 2021

Blue Waffle 

Catastrophically used, evolved bacteria incubated vaginal region.

Have you ever had Blue Waffle before?

Blue Waffle by M.Garr July 28, 2021

Blue Waffle 

Ignore all other people look it up

Yummy! Blue Waffles!!!

Blue Waffle by Bighunkyman August 25, 2021

Stomach Waffle 

An artisan cum drop on the stomach

‘That was a huge stomach waffle’

Stomach Waffle by AshaMagnifico August 29, 2021

twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6

person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot”
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style “
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”

twat waffle by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Blue Waffle 

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.

1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”

Blue Waffle by Kiddly November 6, 2021