old yeller treatment 

The act of shooting someone or something directly in the middle of the head.

Larry: Hey Tyson your mom is fat that when she jumps she causes an earthquake!

Tyson: Larry if you don’t shut the hell up I’ll give you the old yeller treatment!

old yeller treatment by Swooce74 March 17, 2023

Bean Sprout Treatment 

The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.

Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?

Bean Sprout Treatment by Epicman73 September 11, 2023

The Boruto Treatment 

Treating a new Series as the Naruto fandom did to the boruto series.

Man: Wow, this show isn't as good as i thought it was.

Man2: Well atleast it didn't get The Boruto Treatment.

The Boruto Treatment by Arafary September 17, 2023

Hot ass oil treatment 

Pissing hot ass lava

Joel had unprotected sex with Keisha on the first Saturday of October two weeks later he was pissing an hot ass oil treatment from his urethra

Hot ass oil treatment by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Dick or Treating 

The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.

“Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”

Dick or Treating by Nom DeWhom October 12, 2023

The mileven treatment 

When a canon ship gets in the way of a fanon ship with an intense fanbase, and is overhated because of it. Bonus points if the fandom of the fanon ship directs most of their hate towards a girl in the canon ship.

Stan 1: “I like this cute canon ship, but its so hard to enjoy when there’s always antis in my ear saying it’s toxic”
Stan 2: “that’s so annoying. Why are there antis?
Stan 1: “Because they ship a character from my ship with another character”
Stan 2: “your ship is totally getting the mileven treatment!”

The mileven treatment by lovehändel November 14, 2023

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse 

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse by Hym Iam November 22, 2023