stig break

you get your stig (vape) at exactly 10am on Monday the 9th of August and everyone in the world has to take a drag at that exact time

stig break day is where you get your vape and take a drag of it at the certain time given

by stig break day August 8, 2021

if it ain't broke, then break it

A goofy spoof of the motto “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.

Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 7, 2023

Breaking the Stick

1: (v.)- To break up a relationship; the breaking of a connection.
2: (v.)- To snap a twig.

1:

Ron: Yo, things have been seeming rough with Jack & Jill, how do you think they're doing?
Nate: Jack told me she's too clingy for him, he's trying to break the stick. He's gonna break up with her tonight.

2:
Ron is planning on jumping on the branch, he'll be breaking the stick.

by Nu Jerzy Devil May 3, 2010

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

lunch break

your teacher and your librarian are having sex in the bathroom

teacher: lets go on a lunch break ;)
librarian: sure baby lets go

by meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! May 8, 2018

Breaking Bad

to make drugs

so you're breaking bad in the basement

without me

by littrhype April 13, 2019

steez break

Used by schools in central South Africa to inform each other to meet in the bathroom to smoke/vape

person 1: STEEZ BREAK
person 2: time to go steez
person 3: STEEZ BREAK

by Nyash Warrior 69420 July 31, 2022