Buttered Sausage

Verb. The act ejaculating on a flaccid penis. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Painting the Shaft.

Ever since Hansen was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction, he’s been addicted to buttered sausage. “What it is, what it does, why is it doing what it’s doing, Get it out of my face.”

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

Sausage Balls

The smell of a man's scrotum when unwashed for a period of two weeks or longer.

My room smells like sausage balls because I haven't showered in two weeks.

by CraZKchick December 7, 2020

blueveinian sausage

A large prick, with blue vascular veins.

Hey Baby, wanna check out my Blueveinian Sausage?

by Helmut99 October 16, 2020

sausage tart

a hilarious and sexy girl. Usually Kayla's and Jennifer's are are sausage tarts.

"Kayla cracks me up. She's such a sausage tart."

by pseudonymshh September 20, 2017

sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.

Chris rides his bike so fast, he sausage link braids his beard so it doesn't whip his face.

by Hero82 October 7, 2021

Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.

After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”

by Gandu D March 18, 2019

Sausage Biscuit Roll Up

Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”

by Quickquestionwhat May 31, 2021