Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.

Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.

by LödedDiaper January 12, 2021

Natural child

Male version of love child

They had a natural child

by 459395 April 23, 2023

Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive

“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
“Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”

by Scaramona November 30, 2022

Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.

Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child”

by thickness286 August 16, 2025

child bags

balls.
just balls.

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 1, 2021

Child Support Vibes

Do you get bad vibes and signals from a woman?

Do you feel like she is trustworthy enough?

Any feelings of doubt is a key sign that you may be getting “Child Support Vibes” this woman may be beautiful, but she is untrustworthy. SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS! Once you give her the child, she will make your life a living hell, financially and emotionally. Keep it moving.

“Bro I was feeling this girl until she gave off hella Child Support Vibes”
“She’s beautiful but she is not wife material, she gives me Child Support Vibes”

by KidKollect February 22, 2021

child predator

Jaxson Muzuk

Jaxson Muzuk is a child predator

by bigdaddy698 May 1, 2023