watering the grass

Drinking heavily and getting stoned at the same time.

We were headed to the Lil Wayne concert, so we were watering the grass before we went in to get into the right frame of mind.

by pkwinsome September 26, 2010

fudge water

very runny poop, after eating dairy products

i had major fudge water after eating all that ice cream!!

by Sweetie Baby Honey February 2, 2008

Giddy Water

Having a shit before you go out on the drink that has the consistency of wee wee. This happens because you are giddy.

Man, i wouldnt go in there for 5, i've just put giddy water all over the back of your mams toilet.

by Tommy Tommy Tim Tim June 30, 2009

Hair Waters

When someone with very hairy ankles, wears high waters.

Man-Whoa, Dude look at those sick hair waters!!

Dude-Haha, sick Man. Those are some hair waters!

Hair Waters Guy-(cries softly to himself)

by nasty trick nasty December 20, 2008

Sparkle Water

A beverage (often a group source and fruity) laced with LSD. Often seen at hippy gatherings, music festivals, parties, and/or raves.

"I went to a dubstep concert out in Humboldt and some hippy put a vial in the punch so like 20 people ended up tripping off that sparkle water."

"i had some Sparkle water at the Spliff Sanctum and ended up naked in the redwoods."

by YJMSpliffy May 17, 2012

Water Hog

The Water Pig is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. Usually a bitter person who is divorced and living with a skinny ass sick person who likes to screw the wet spot. Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a normal child or chase and ex-husband/wife down. Water Hogs have been clocked running at 30 km/h (19 mph) causing earth quakes of a magnitude of 6.6. They usually drive old sub-compact cars, vans, or land yauts.

Many that women is huge! You havn't seen nothing. I use to be married to that Water Hog. She's been known to run my truck off the road on foot.

by thurston3rd June 13, 2010

Cock Water

Cock Water/ Cockwater
The thick saliva produced while giving a blowjob, usually produced in a large sticky amount.

Guy #1 " Dude she gave me the best head last night, cock water was flowing outta her mouth!"
Guy #2 "Dude that sounds so nasty what the fuck."

by Zia_o June 7, 2021