fart piece

Used to describe a really hot girl, that no-one has a chance with unless they're a fit male swedish model

boy 1: gosh u see that girl there, shes so hot
boy 2: na m8 u aint got a chance wiv her, shes a fart piece

by rarehairdude April 20, 2010

Fart Stank

When a fart is so potent and strong in smell, it leaves a permanent odor on whatever you farted on.

My bed has fart stank from the day I ate a 5 bean burrito, and let off the mother of all farts that night in my bed.

by MeowNugget February 27, 2015

Litmus Fart

A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.

Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.

by Fart King March 1, 2017

fart fest

a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.

dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.

person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.

by bopkes June 23, 2009

perfumed fart

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.

Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!

by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010

Fart Phobia

The fear of farting around other people.

Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

Nuclear Fart

When you fart so loud in a room or area that everyone stares at you in an awkward silence.

Pat just had the biggest nuclear fart in the waiting room.

by Pippy Chicken September 9, 2016