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Sucking dick and taking names 

Sucking dick and taking names is a saying in which you suck someone’s dick and write it down for further viewing. This name could then be used to say you sucked their dick.
Michael- “yo where’s Joey at?”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”

Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”

Taking a Blank 

The situation in which you need to take a crap and you add someones name in place of "Blank". ( use only for people who you consider pieces of shit. )
" Ahh man i think its time for me to go 'Take a ___' "

"I wonder when hes gonna be done 'Taking a Blank'
and who hes gonna name it after?"
Taking a Blank by ScytheEagle January 12, 2010
When a male engages in creative contortions in order to urinate with an erect penis.
This morning I had such a hard on that I was tarking like a fucking yoga instructor!
Tarking by pollyanna-istanbul December 3, 2010

Taking Back Sunday 

...Eh, ::crys:: Emo-ness
Taking Back Sunday by Corie July 7, 2003

kicking ass and taking names

It means holding people accountable for there actions in an organization.
I am going to start kicking ass and taking names if the design is not ready on schedule.

Taking it up the ass 

to take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack an understanding of sarcasm


butt hurta total myra
Dude! I was joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?