shartay

when you shart yourself but you just manage to save yourself at the last second

brett: o man i think i just sharted
ruben: u did?
Brett: uh uh no i just shartayed myself

by jake schlembach June 29, 2006

sart

A silent fart. Usually more foul smelling than an audible fart. S-ART.

Shit, step away, I just sarted and it's gonna be rank.

by sloan14 March 17, 2005

Jacob Sartorius

Some kid who got famous for basically nothing whose haters are ten year old boys or fifty year old men and fans are six to eighteen year old girls who will choke you to death if you talk anything bad about Jacob on social media.

Girl : I love Jacob Sartorius! I can't wait to meet him and finally be his girlfriend!

by andspenboyy January 2, 2017

jacob sartorious

a little stupid white kid that tries to be black so hard and gets followers for it

"Uh John pulled a jacob sartorious on snapchat what a bitch."

by _Ricegum_ June 28, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A butthole.

"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."

by Sexy Doreen June 19, 2016

Smartass

That prick who always takes everything literal and uses sarcasm as his only way of creating humor.

Alaa: "Murphy, stop drawing dicks over my math book and piss off!"

Murphy: Ok. *Makes pissing sounds and walks backwards whilst moving his hips side to side inappropriately*

Alaa: Bloody Smartass..

by AlaaBrah September 26, 2008

jacob sartorius

A mediocre teenage white male that says corny things that teenage girls love and adore and makes musical.ly's but is stiff in all of them and appears at magcon singing ABCs to teenage girls while they're singing along.

"Give me an example of mediocre."
"Jacob Sartorius."

by cardib June 3, 2016