sleep tax

A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.

You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?

by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021

cheese and sleep

Eating some dairy and going to bed

Sam, you should cheese and sleep. You'll rest better.

Lily is totally going to cheese and sleep when she gets home. She's trashed. I was really hoping we could Netflix and chill though!

by Cheeseandsleep June 30, 2022

I’m gonna sleep you

When you threaten someone whether it’s physically or mentally

Juan: I’m gonna sleep you on this game

Jonathan: stfu you suck ass

by Jaydd03 August 21, 2021

Sleep Happy

Like slap happy, yet only when overly exhausted

You’d think she was drunk, she was merely sleep happy

by Americangrl007 March 03, 2022

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Sleep Shutting

You close your laptop lid during sleep and don't remember it when you wake up.

You fall asleep watching a tv show on your laptop with the lid up on your laptop so you can see the screen, you wake up in the morning with the lid down. You have closed the lid during your sleep but when you wake up don't remember doing it.

Sleep Shutting has the same effects as sleep walking.

by Some Random Guy On The Web June 12, 2015

Sleeping pill

Another way of saying they are going to masturbate so they can pass out.

It’s 1 am in the morning. I can’t sleep so imma take a sleeping pill.

by Ant 02 December 09, 2020