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self-hazing

When you subject yourself to a party stunt to bring the crowd to the next level.
The party went wild when MJ 's self-hazing made him pour 2 beers in his mouth while singing karaoke to Cracklin' Rosie.
by RosieGurl June 9, 2017
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self defencer

hunk buiskitmuch did nothing wrong
hunk is not a murderer they are a self defencer.
by hunk buiskuitmunch March 29, 2023
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Fake self simp

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.
They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.
by Communi February 18, 2021
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Self ROMAN-thicker

The art of utmost self love by simply doing stuff or shit just for you, and you , and no one else.
My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.

I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.
by MichaelGswede June 21, 2022
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Self circumsition

When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.
I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition
by Jsummers33 January 18, 2017
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Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.
Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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self-esteam

What Thomas and his coal-and-water-powered friends on the Island of Sodor each diligently strive to maintain in themselves, and to help improve in each other, as well.
Sir Topham Hat, Mr. Conductor, C-Junior, the station-masters and engineers and firemen and conductors, and the rest of the human-supervisors-and-operators team always give the engines praise where it's due, in an ongoing effort to keep their iron-horse friends' self-esteam up to snuff.
by QuacksO July 4, 2019
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