Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.
by battheowldk December 9, 2020
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Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."
Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020
Get the Robert mug.A white kid with a big dick. Robert is sweet and caring. Not the hottest guy in the world but cute. He's the best in bed with a huge cock.
by Gagmedad January 19, 2021
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He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
by helloareyouthereiamstillhere January 29, 2021
Get the Robert mug.@robert.x.pattinson is very bald headed person on TikTok who is clearly obsessed with Robert Pattinson.
“Have you seen any of @robert.x.pattinson’s videos?”
“Yeah. They are so baldheaded just like her.”
“I know right.”
“Yeah. They are so baldheaded just like her.”
“I know right.”
by baldyphobic December 26, 2020
Get the robert.x.pattinson mug."....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
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