highland park

1. The root of all evils
2. The birthplace of parkies
3. The place I'm gonna totally abondon when i hit college

Person from Illinois: Hey, where you going for spring break?

Person from California: Ugh, Highland Park..in Texas

Person from Illinois: HA! That sucks for you! Your totally screwed! Who are you going to go see?

Person from California: I don't know, some freaking parkie fags.

Person from Illinois: HA HA HA! Have fun....

Person from California: Shut up! Its bad already without you commenting on this-

by biteme666 April 20, 2005

floral park

a town with a bunch of horrible kids, they're all grimy. most of them wont get anywhere in life. especially the little girls who walk around town and pretend to be drunk and think they live in the OC, oh wait they dont think that anymore because it isn't the latest trend.its also full of kids who think they're tough and live in the ghetto. they have no lives and just sit in "the square" or wendys drunk and/or high.

kid#1:what do the kids in floral park do?
kid#2: drugs, duh.

by you guys are bad August 28, 2006

Murder Park

Rohnert Park aka Candy land is the killenist part in sonoma county

murder park after dark is the killenst part ahahahahha 1-1-9 niggaz!

by Clinton Hicks March 3, 2005

floral park

a horrible little town that shouldn't exist. floral park is one of the most dumb, stupid and boring places on earth. everyone that lives there is extremly two-faced. this wouldn't be too bad but the sad thing is that they all deny being two-faced.the girls are sneaky hoe bags and the dudes are emos and wanna be gangsters. they all put themselves on a high horse because they think they are better than everyone else because they live on long island, when in reality.....they don't."flo po" should be taken off the map.

"omg you guys, we're so cool because we're from floral park! all we do it drink and get high. we're almost as retarted as real long island kids!!"

by jackie-ooo January 1, 2009

Linkin Park

A rock band from California that is known for their odd combination of rock, rap, and electronica. A pretty good band that made international rock stars out of six average Joes with names like Chester and, uh, Joe.

Linkin Park is a pretty good band.

by Greenzorz May 16, 2011

south park

A good show that losers claim to watch so they can sound cool

Josh: Did you see that one South Park where Kenny dies?

Me: Go to hell

by I'm Not Gay!! March 8, 2005

park ridge

A suburb of Chicago that is filled with gay krews such as the gayest of them all which is called "Kill Krew". Kill Krew has been causing havoc about the burbs of Chicago. Many things done by them include: slapping a girl, stealing a pack of gum, and running the underground dealing of elmers glue

Max L: Duuuuuuuuddddeeee did you know that i smuggled two elmers glues into the school today!?

Nick N: No way Brosef MAD ILLLL KILL KREWWWW REEPIN PARK RIDGE

Dan H: WORRRRDDD REPPPPPPPPPP. Bet ya a million dollars that i can give some girl the canadian snorkler

B-Don: Phhh you aint got a million dollars. WORRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by Joe Horror December 6, 2006