the meaning of life

a mean but funny little game to play with someone.

Girl A: Let me tell you the meaning of life.
Girl B: ?
Girl A: you're going out with Sean Allen aren't you?
Girl B: Yeah...
Girl A: Not anymore. I fucked him during second period.
Girl B: wtf you bitch thats so mean!
Girl A: That's life!

by Angelacia October 15, 2007

Hating life

A phrase used in response to someone's misfortune. It could be used to offer sympathy, but more often than not it's an exclamation of malicious joy.
The phrase has dropped its possessive prefix – originally "He/She/It must be hating life!" – in order to be simplified to its current state.

Gabrielle: Woah, check this out! Paris Hilton's Chihuahua just shat all over her!

Ian: Hating life!

by Mettie May 13, 2008

Life of Cryan

To have your own MTV show that displays your disfunctional life as a teen skater that portrays you crying every time you don't get your way!

The show "Life of Ryan" on MTV should be called "Life of Cryan". Every time something happens to him he crys. What a pussy!

by jfldsfjsfljsf January 8, 2008

oatmeal life

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

Thank You

by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 30, 2005

real life

Life outside of a contrived or fantastical environment.

Real life is sometimes considered mundane and rough.

Yes real life is very boring sometimes!

by Word Madman March 24, 2019

skonka life

to live your life like a skonka

to live life skonkaish and to randomly yell out skonka life for no apperent reason

Girl #1: look at her she has no manners
Girl #2: thats because shes so skonka life

by CarpioLover October 19, 2010

Life Laundry

Almost like spring cleaning but you go around your house or place of rest and throw away useless crap which has acquired around the house which you do not need

examples of life laundry items might include:
- old books
- t-shirts which dont fit anymore
- broken pans

Ted - 'wanna come to a house party this wednesday night?

Peter - 'cant mate, i've arranged to do some life laundry with my girlfriend... the amount of shit i have floating around my flat you wouldnt believe!'

by Dont Fear Mikey's Here May 10, 2011