Processed meat

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".

Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.

by shaneo632 October 4, 2008

rotten meat

When you tuck your penis close to your asshole and fart on it, then have a girl give you head.

I made her suck on my rotten meat last night.

by Meatman05 February 7, 2014

Meat sweats

When you eat too much steak and you start to sweat

"Yo bro we was at carbones last night and i ate a whole fuckin porterhouse and got the meat sweats kid"

by Hambeatz January 5, 2018

meat puddle

pussy

Hey baby, I wanna step in your meat puddle.

by Bishop Floggin August 3, 2003

Meat sauce

Red sauce with meat in it.

I like meat sauce on pasta.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

meat head

another word for a guard at a famous hardware store in salford precinct

short fat man,weird testicles and bad feet. use to be 6ft 6 before the weight issues hence being a meat head, or wow have you seen that meat head , omg that meat head has a dead dog

by Graham Meatball January 30, 2010

meat-hole

A hole that is dug in the sand for your penis when laying face down on a beach towel. If necessary, it can be made wider to include the balls. In this case, it is known as a sandy vagina.

In order to enjoy the perfect beach day, Chris dug a meat-hole.

by birdie369 September 7, 2009