Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.

by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.

My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.

by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017

Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.

I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk

by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017

indianapolis circle jerk

Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.

Hey Todd are you gonna go to FDIC and see the new Squad 1?
You mean the Indianapolis Circle Jerk?

by Rogue_medic May 29, 2018

Surf and jerk

When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob

Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.

by Dwell32 February 27, 2019

Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.

That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.

by infini4 January 20, 2020