Uno Jesus

Some guy named Jeusu? Is called uno Jesus? I guess.... Top G? nah, Top J.

Yo he's uno Jesus. Mans about to get crucified still but nah... Uno, you, you will die for your sins. He is Uno Jesus!

by Get reversed innit August 19, 2022

Jesus police

A Jesus police is a person of authority who has shot and killed an innocent , unarmed person ..

He don’t even believe in Jesus .. !!
Why’d he call the Jesus police .. ??

by AfterMatth .. February 15, 2020

Drag jesus

Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form

Super hot jesussy

I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus

by Villanelles wife (real) March 11, 2022

jumpers for jesus

Someone who is an Evangelical Christian that is overly enthusiastic about their faith. Usually one to put down those that do not share the same beliefs as them.

Bro, did you see that ruling on the new abortion ban? That is sure to get the Jumpers for Jesus going.

by 31817689137 December 20, 2019

Bald Jesus

Boomer slang for blow job

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.

by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021

Jesus banger

A religious song or hymn, often sung as part of a primary school assembly.

Sing hosanna is a right Jesus banger.

by Lulublu November 24, 2018

Jesus Hair

A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.

Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!

by Jack Lone May 25, 2020