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slap bacon

You slap bacon last night with that hoe?
by Pretty Gang March 7, 2015
mugGet the slap baconmug.
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

Bacon handjob

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019
mugGet the Bacon handjobmug.

Baconing

Dating a freshmen in high school from any age
Luke is baconing
by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024
mugGet the Baconingmug.

Turkey bacon

Damn shorty turkey bacon! #baltimoreslang
by DMVTOOTHFAIRY July 5, 2024
mugGet the Turkey baconmug.

long bacon

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store
by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025
mugGet the long baconmug.

hangin' bacons

yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...
"Hey Zeek, looky here at this centerfold. She got some nice hangin' bacons!"
by the professor & maryanne January 30, 2010
mugGet the hangin' baconsmug.

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