Beat N’ Eat

1) the simultaneous actions of beating your meat and eating out your partner.

2) the action of beating your and/or your partners meat, proceeded by the action of you eating your partner out, and/or your partner eating you out.

Also see: Suck N’ Fuck

After foreplay, my partner loves to partake in a good ol’ Beat N’ Eat.

by Supersoaker9000 June 17, 2019

beat some heats

smoke cigarettes; to smoke massive quantities of cigarettes while pounding some beers or alcohol of some sort

Hey, Grant do you want to come over and pound some beers, and beat some heats tonight?

by what November 10, 2003

Freshman Beat-Down

An event held at the beginning or end of a high school year dedicated to fucking with, beating up, mugging, and shoving freshmen into lockers.

Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.

“The freshman beat-down is coming up and you’re not protected.”

by Amogus Buddy December 15, 2021

Beat a badger with A penis

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

by Potatomans October 4, 2017

Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

by Memebooois May 16, 2022

meet beat delete

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and never speaks to them again.

Tom: I hit this girl with the meet beat delete last night.
Will: Good work!

by Mepz July 7, 2016

beating an oyster with a corndog

Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster

"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"

"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no

by I just said something stupid October 2, 2017