Hungry Hands

When you are holding way too many items in your hands.

Danielle got hungry hands as she cleaned out the car.

by Lovedreambelieve June 19, 2022

Hand Dick

The act of touching your penis before shaking hands with another person.

I totally hand dicked my boss on my last day of work.

by Bradinphx December 20, 2018

muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 16, 2021

newt hands

A type of hand structure and shape that is similar to the reptile also known as a newt. Giving the hand the its name

Friend: Did you know that Elizabeth has newt hands?
Friend 2: REALLY?! I want to see!
Elizabeth: Guys I’m standing right here

by redjrs2911 February 24, 2020

hand grenuke

A portmanteau of the phrase ‘Hand Grenade’ + ‘Nuclear’ meant to describe a limited, tactical nuclear warhead. This phrase was first broadcast by Lt. General Mark Hurtling (Ret.) on October 6th, 2022

There is great fear of a nuclear conflict begun by Russia using a Hand Grenuke in an act desperation.

by intothefray October 6, 2022

shot-handed

A person who cann't face a problem, who isn't prepared for the challenge.

I'm shot-handed, Mr. Walter. What am I to do?

by Leo22 January 7, 2014

hand-gander

The act of browsing with one's hands.

"Hey, Theodore, what is that sticking out of your pocket?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"

by TheLolmighty January 11, 2014