Ghetto Retarded 

When something goes down that is so ludicrous that all political correctness is thrown by the wayside.

Peter: Man, I caught my girl in bed with my dad last night.

Joseph: Bro, thats just ghetto retarded.

Ghetto Retarded by Sideburns88 May 17, 2010

ghetto slice 

ghetto slice; refers to a very very small portion of food.
paper thin slither slice most often used when talking about cake. Term often used in an African-American setting.

m: man, after a week of hard work i finally made enough money to buy a cake
r: yoo, let me get a piece!
m: i am not trying to share!!! im going to give you a ghetto slice...just enough for you to taste it cuz like i said IM NOT TRYING TO SHARE.

example 2
h:who wants cake?
t: i do but im on a diet so cut me a ghetto slice

ghetto slice by cakelovingirl August 16, 2010

Ghetto pannini 

The act of making a sandwich and toasting it with a clothing iron.

haaayyyy! dorrel what happened to yo toaster, I needs to makes me a toasted pannini.Yo dawg I pawned my toaster to make my latest payment on my gold grill so just use the clothing iron to make yoself a ghetto pannini.

Ghetto pannini by PlayHeroes October 21, 2010

Ghetto Storm 

The event of when an extremely ghetto person comes in and ghettos everything up.

NOTE: White people should run and hide- they can't handle it. Fo realz.

Wendy Williams

Guy numero uno: Did you see the new issue of People?
Guy numero dos: No, why?
Guy numero uno: Well, Wendy Williams now has her own spread. Caused a real bad ghetto storm!

Ghetto Storm by J Shawty February 20, 2011

Ghetto Gatorade 

Salt sugar and water mixture used for rehydration.

Ugh I was stupid hungover this morning so i mixed up some ghetto Gatorade

Ghetto Gatorade by Anonymous3636 February 19, 2011

Ghetto Uprising 

When perception of preferential treatment of the affluent classes results in an inflammation of social tension sufficient to bring about an upheaval or backlash of the unspoken status quo between the classes from below. When the preferential treatment is based on race and not capitalism, such an uprising is a matter of humanity and social justice. When it is not racial, it is usually rooted in socialism.

ConEd employee #1: If we don't restore power to New Rochelle and Mount Vernon before Pelham, we'll have a ghetto uprising. Everyone knows that Pelham is white.

ConEd employee #2: That'll just be a race war. A ghetto uprising is class warfare. You're thinking of what would happen if we restored power to the Village before the Upper East Side.

Ghetto Uprising by Casey Poivre March 6, 2011

ghetto cereal 

Store brand cereal, with a name attempting to sound like the name brand product.

Frosted Flakes and Flakes are not the same, you bought us that ghetto cereal again!

ghetto cereal by Rhodan April 7, 2011