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Non-Gay-Gay-Friend 

(NGGF) A friend who is not gay, but acts like the gay friend that every girl wants. He goes for coffee with you, sits and listens intently to all of your problems for hours on end (especially guy problems). He offers advice from a guy's perspective and tries to make sense of the way guys' minds work. He is the ultimate guy friend who will always be there for you. Because they are not gay, it is possible to hook up with NGGFs, but it complicates things because you are simply such good friends and know absoluetly every detail about each other's sexual lives. You should however reserve these guys as a back-up plan if you don't get married by the age of...say 40. NGGFs are so much fun to be around. They also tend to be very good looking, but unfortunately, they are quite rare.
I met my non-gay-gay-friend at starbucks yesterday. We chatted for 3 hours then went for a walk in a ravine.
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Hi Friend 

A song by Canadian electronic music producer Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5). There are two versions of this song: one with vocals by MC Flipside and one without vocals. Both are high quality listening material :)
'Hi Friend' is an awesome track!!!!
Hi Friend by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

hallway friend 

Someone you know from one of your classes that you get along with, but arent really friends with. You would never hang out with them in public, but you dont mind talking to them in class and waving to them in the hallway when you see them. As shallow as this may sound, we all have at least one hallway friend.
Girl 1: Hey were going to the beach this weekend. Wanna come?

Girl 2: Fer sure.

Girl 1: You can invite your friend Jane if you want.

Girl 2: No way! I only know her because she was in my physics class. Shes just a hallway friend.
hallway friend by wellokiguess March 28, 2010

backbone friend 

A friend who is normally forgotten, but when thought about, is remembered by all their support.
Amy: "Man, I forgot about John. But when my marriage fell apart. He helped me through it"
Barry: "Yeah. He's a real backbone friend"

always friend 

A friend who, regardless of what happens in life, how badly they may turn out, and how much shit they might end up throwing your way, will always be your friend.
She's caused me more trouble and anxiety than anyone ever in my life, but I still love her because she's one of my very few always friends.

Soup Friend 

1. A Friend/acquaintance you eat soup with.

2. Someone who drinks soup out of a women's Vagina using a straw
1. Hey I loving having you as my soup friend

2. Hey Gurl, do you wanna be my Soup friend tonight?...
Soup Friend by Pussy&PenistTHEOGS November 27, 2018

it happened to a friend of mine 

The phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarrassing story about something that happened to to them. To save themselves from total humiliation they say "it happened to a friend of mine".
George: God, I am so embarrassed, I can't believe Stacy found out I was cheating with her.

Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.

George: huh?

Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...