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french boyfriend 

casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)
1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.

2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.
french boyfriend by charlolobffff December 31, 2020
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French dyslexia 

Condition of which you cannot read French

French Oven

Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.
Yesterday I gave my gf a french oven. She did not like it.
French Oven by Joelito69 January 25, 2021

French kissing Sanchez 

When you’re eating ass and your partner has a hemorrhoid.
I was eating this chicks ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.

French Horn 

When head is being received and you also have a fist in your ass, much like the playing of the french horn.
Guy 1: What were you doing with your girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me the French horn treatment

Guy 1: Ahhh dude I love that shit
French Horn by TheTubaPlayer February 3, 2021

French welcome 

When a French expat wants to move back to France, the government requirements are far greater than moving out.
When I go back to my country. I’ll get a French welcome
French welcome by CrispyKriz February 7, 2021

french fan 

As opposed to the "Dutch Oven" the french fan is when you lift the blankets and fan the flatulent into ones face.
"Last night I gave her a french fan and she almost puked"
french fan by Dredawg420x February 10, 2021