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Day Beer

an alcoholic beverage, often brewed from barley and hops, that is consumed by a douchebag during the hours of sunlight.
Douchebag 1: What should be do in Williamsburg today?

Douchebag 2: Let's get a Day Beer.
by oidrtybtrd June 24, 2010
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pie day

a special day celebrated by dorks around the world on 3/14 because of the mathematical value of pi, or 3.14 (shortened).
Hey man, since it's Pie Day, why don't you make me a pie?!
by BELLALA July 31, 2012
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Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012
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pi day

Everyone should eat pie on Pi day.
I eat pie on pi day.
by Primal Secret December 15, 2008
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day changer

An unexpected, incredibly large bowel movement that makes you feel as though you are lighter and increases your overall energy level.

Most day changers happen when you're already having a pretty good day. You might feel perfectly normal. Then you get the rumble. Nothing big just a little "hey when you get a chance" message from your belly region. Then you sit down and proceed give birth to a food baby you didn't even know was inside you. You walk out of the bathroom proud, accomplished, and feeling light on your feet. Your good day was just changed to a great day. Nothing can hold you back today.

Also you may feel hungry.
Person 1: walking around like king of the world almost glowing

Person 2: what's got you in such a good mood.

Person 1: just took a day changer. Nothing can stop me now!
by Meedama October 17, 2015
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Hoes for days

a pimp will have such a massive stable that a trick will never do the nasty with the same hoe twice.
yo! I got hoes for days, what flava you want?
by hrm smk April 7, 2008
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30 days

May be used in place of "fuck you"
Used in conjunction with the Theory of Constraints concept for companies to sell a bad product and having time to bail.

30 days means to be fooled, purposely mislead. Sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations, to have lost determination or confidence; dispirited after the 30 days because things are much worse than before.
I know things look really bad right now but give it 30 days and it will be awesome.
Hey man, its been 30 days and things are worse than before!
Oh you got to give it 30 more days.
by TOCsucks April 11, 2019
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