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uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"
by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021
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my girly ain't come

her period didn't come
Girlfriend: My girly ain't come im pregnant
by girlsdefinitions February 25, 2022
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Cliff and A Cohen

a Cliff and A Cohen is when a student and a teacher have a special relationship and can exceed to marriage and furthel sexual relations
Wow! Someone in my class is in a Cliff and A Cohen
by andysmother April 7, 2022
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why do the moths come out

Why do the moths come out? Because George Clooney ate a banana horizontally. Mmm needs more. *laughs* mr capilli. I just got bit by a midgie *pommy accent* i just got back from a town in NSW
Me: Hey why do the moths come out??
Random person: well...
by THEREALMCMUFFIN November 13, 2022
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til the skin come off

Used in a inappropriate way; means to suck dick so hard the skin comes off
by kyttt April 15, 2023
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Do you want to come over for a cuppa

How Brits ask if you want to come round for tea, like actual tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff
Richard: do you want to come over for a cuppa?
by HealthyDreamrr July 16, 2023
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