The "Are You Cold?" Kiss 

Possibly one of the greatest kiss ideas ever contrived. If one's boyfriend/girlfriend gets cold easily, and you happen to notice this while holding their hand during a romantic excursion, proceed to inquire whether they are cold. If the answer is yes, proceed to kissing them on the line of the jaw near their ear. Rinse and repeat as you kiss them on the cheek , jaw, and neck, all the while progressively getting closer to their lips. Kiss them with as much skill as you possess in a romantic way without going into full make-out mode. Once done, ask them "Sooo, are you cold now?". Congradulations, you've just executed the cutest kiss on the planet. All standard issue procedures such as a breath mint, good atmosphere, etc. still apply.

OMG! my boyfriend just did The "Are You Cold?" Kiss on me! it was soooooooooo cute. he's the most thoughtful boyfriend ever

The "Are You Cold?" Kiss by ec1ip7ic January 5, 2009

Fuck me in the ass cold  

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"

Fuck me in the ass cold by Rick(y) December 13, 2008

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor 

Sub-zero temperatures.

a simile as Skeltor was both cold and cruel.

I'd go out tonight, but its as cold as fucking Skeletor out there

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor by Raving Jibby Jarvis November 29, 2010

a cold day in hell 

the occurrence of something that will never happen

It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.

a cold day in hell by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

Man-Cold 

When a man (typically a father) sneezes, coughs or feels a little cold and then takes 1-3 days off and claims to be severely ill

"I can believe Doug took another sick day. "
"Yeah but it's probably just a man-cold"

Man-Cold by Squidsy24 November 26, 2019

Sweet Sweet Icey Cold Libby 

The sweetest and most friendly libby you know. A sweet sweet icey cold libby is also beautiful, funny, talented and smart, this person will also have an immense love for cats and Icey cold water. Water will turn to ice at her feet and it is rumoured that she's dating someone called Rob. There is also scandal involving the icey cold person in question to do with being fingered by duncan. Can have an ice cube on top but not necessarily have one atop there head.

1. Thats the sweetest sweet sweet icey cold libby I've ever seen!

2. Sweet sweet icey cold libby whos going to be fingered by duncan with an ice cube on top can you pass me the water?

Sweet Sweet Icey Cold Libby by The singular January 2, 2012

balls inside me cold

An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.

Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."

Rob : "amen."

balls inside me cold by TheForkinator December 23, 2008