Bus Fluff

Annoying somebody on a bus by picking apart the seats and throwing bits of the fluff at them.
Guy: Hey Ellen guess what?
Girl: What?
(Guy then throws countless amounts of Bus Fluff at her)
by Brent Monday May 20, 2011
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Hijack the bus

Similar to “the bus driver

A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*
Ryan: “hey Amanda can I come over and hijack the bus?”
by Bud driver August 19, 2022
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reserved bus parking

What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina
That slut is just reserved bus parking
by The lover doctor December 29, 2015
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stuffing a bus

"Stuffing a bus" verb

1. Fucking a fat person. This is the most used definition and more widely popular.

2. If you didn't get it the first time either review #1.
For example stuffing a bus is used as so.
"Dude I stuffed a bus last night."

"Dude that's so sick how big was the bus?"
"Fuck man the bus was like my 600 pound life."
by 🦄unicorn🦄 December 03, 2016
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Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 18, 2019
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Expression used to imply a person with low intelligence or feeble minded; can also be used to describe a foolish act. Generally used to provide a negative response to a harebrained question.
Son: Dad may I go to the shore this weekend with Suzy?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?
by Who Let The Frogs Out January 06, 2018
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