biscuit monger

A small mean person who steals biscuits.

That person is a total biscuit monger.

by paenacali October 5, 2013

Biscuit

Irrelevant piece of bread that has layering of shades and flavors to them; a piece of fuck ass food.

" Swear that female is always starting rumors, she is nothing but a biscuit"

by something mclovin December 13, 2014

Biscuit

Another term for bitch

Old ass biscuit

by Wiseman Chuckie January 12, 2017

Biscuit

Another word for bitch, used by many children too lazy to actually swear.

Girl: Hey where's Alice?
Boy: I broke up with her, she was such a biscuit

by CooganmerINC June 24, 2017

Biscuit barrier

Derived from biscuit (i.e biscuit) a slang term in reference to SUPER white people (Ned Flanders, Butters from south Park, brady bunch) the most biscuit thing about a person who is in fact a biscuit is there is no way to explain to them that they are a biscuit and what a biscuit is .. biscuit barrier

Hey fellas whats a biscuit and how am i one gee wiz im just flabbergasted

That's the biscuit barrier...nvm biscuit

Well golly gee pal i shure you would explain to your good buddy

I cant there's a barrier and your a biscuit and im not your buddy biscuit

Aw shucks champ i thought we where we sure get along famously i think your just wonderful

Thats because your a biscuit now fuck off and and eat shit

See ya around best friend

Fucking biscuit

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

Biscuit ass

An individual who has a lot of Cellulite and waves on their butt.

Man I met a girl but she got that biscuit ass.

by Bonskibitus September 19, 2019

Tidy Biscuits

1. Female duo.

2. A term for something that's truely awesome

3. Bourbons that clean up afer themselves

Dude, that's tidy biscuits

by clamda July 6, 2010