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Belles' Suitors

The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
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Belles' Suitors

The dudes who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
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The liberty bell

When someone swings their own sack into another man's sack violently
Jimmy hit me with the liberty bell last night now I can't walk
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belle

this guy thinks crack cocaine is the same as powder cocaine -belle
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Taco bell keegle

When a very large and muscular Mexican woman squats down on your peenar and dead lifts you up with her pussy
George: Yo Tyler you wanna go get a taco bell keegle?
Tyler:*moans* yes i do
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Order a bell

From Ken Carson’s song “Yale, ‘when she wanna fuck I just tell her ring the bell.” Thus raises the question “how can I order a bell?” To order a bell is to do a very good naughty deed.
p1: Hey have you heard what Max and Gabby did?

p2: Yeah Max said he order a bell on Gabby.
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Dan Bell

Creepy guy who drives around Baltimore at night talking about sex and puts it on Youtube.
I became impotent after watching a Dan Bell video.
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