Turkey plop

When you get dumped right before Thanksgiving, the idea being she doesn’t have to get you any holiday presents or put up with your dumb azz through the holidays. Usually these relationships start back with a booty call in mid January

Joe really thought he loved her, til she Turkey plopped him the weekend before thanksgiving.

by Sugarglider December 24, 2022

Turkey

Very weak and shitty country, it has the worst currency and economy in the world and it always gets fucked by its neighbours

Average Turk: Turkey is the strongest country in the world inshallah

Average Bulgarian: Kys rezak

by BulgarianLion December 4, 2021

Turkey Bastin

When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.

Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.

by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020

Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.

"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.

by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023

Turkey Basting

Forced shitting by another human.

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you

by Bumsuace12345 May 26, 2020

Fugue-Turkey

1. A classical musician with a clear baroque emphasis regardless of repertoire (eg playing Joplin in baroque meter)

2. A confident musician specializing in baroque era (particularly Bach) music

“Did you hear Davyyd in the practice room? He didn’t tell me he was a fugue-Turkey!”

“What a let-down. The concert was supposed to be indie-pop but the lead singer did all the interludes like a fugue-Turkey.”

by Classical_FT March 27, 2022

Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle

Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich

by Pulsiv September 25, 2024