Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

cheap wood

an easy way of getting a hard on. such as a hot store attendant.

“damn bro look over at the cheap wood!”

by McCoyThomson September 27, 2020

Wobbly Woods

A game played with the assistance of a friend, one person consumes massive amounts of alcohol and gets blind folded, you are then taken deep to a random spot in the woods where you will remove the blind fold and search for a way out of the woods.

Friend 1: yo wanna play Wobbly Woods again?

Friend 2: sure but you're gonna be the one blind folded this time, I ended up on the highway when I made it out last time

by button_on_shirt March 4, 2025

logan woods

Logan woods is a pretty amazing shy sweet guy. You will never be able to explain how you feel about him, to anyone. He probably doesn't know how you feel about him yet, don't be afraid to tell him! He sends mixed messages and isn't ever sure of his feelings. One day he will be wanting to be with you then one day he's with another girl. Logan woods will always want to know where you are and what your doing, he is a very sweet protective guy. He is very easy going and relaxed when it comes to heated situations. DONT BE A BITCH. He wIll act laid back but is still sensitive and will be hurt.

Me: Logan woods is shy but very confident!
Friend: do you know him?
Me: of course I do.
Friend: I cant believe it, he's so amazing.

by Yupyupyupyup February 15, 2015

Snuggle Wood

When a couple wake up and snuggle in the morning and the guy has morning wood.

Damn woman that's the best snuggle wood I've ever had.

by Car Wash Man March 11, 2021

Three Woods

A group of men, specifically studs. With huge, massive rods. Get every single chick dripping wet. One member is known as being a “pussy hound”

Wow, the three woods are so fucking hot! Stacey fucked ALL of them multiple times. Especially that one, PUSSY HOUND!

by Pussy hound July 10, 2022

Westminister Woods PS

The shittiest public school in Guelph, this ass school has wannabe gangsters and simps who sucks each others dicks, this school is home to the gays with multiple different types of species, the white people here are deadly and all the brown people are white washed and faggots (except the Punjab's)

Do you go to Westminister Woods PS?

Sadly brochacho

Zamnnn

by TheBigBoyWest July 21, 2025