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matt work

often times defined as practicing Mixed Martial Arts with buddies, but usually a cover up to blow your some dude named Matt behind the gym.
Also refer to the word Jim time
Dan: hey brett what were you at the gym for four hours for?
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.
by cshmnymc January 16, 2011
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Did that work?

Did you figure out how to make it better immediately or do you need me to...
Hym "I mean, yeah, I thought of a way immediately but you never got back to me. Did you figure it out or no? And when I said 'Did that work?' I knew the answer. The question was rhetorical."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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does this work?

No it doesn’t

Go away
Why are you here ?!

Does this work?
by Chazoii May 7, 2021
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Office Works

Formal term for vibes.

Also defined as fish and chips and dominos dependant on mood.
Dude go in hard, this shit is office works as fuck.
by ramseytdec January 31, 2017
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Work Kermit

A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.
by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024
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Bath & Body Works

The middle school girls who bought their first perfume here grew up and now use this place to linger while the kids are at school. Despite the retail apocalypse this store is kept alive by this demographic and has no signs of closing anytime soon. They have some good products but it's nearly impossible to make your way around the store with all of the moms loitering and taking up space. Store associates are always friendly. They will offer samples or ask if you need help no matter who you are, but with all of the customers gossiping, arguing with other associates, and cackling at old Facebook jokes, they can barely hear you. The store's prices aren't bad and they always have sales, but the constant sales and generous return policy unfortunately attracts a lot of Karens and problematic customers. The brand has tried to expand their men's line and other products that compliment body care. This includes small home decor, accessories, and sleepwear. The sleepwear line got pulled from the shelves almost instantly due to suburban moms raising havoc on the internet. The reason? They didn't include a plus size line, therefore they were being discriminatory because their target demographic couldn't fit them.
Bath & Body Works' semi annual sale starts today, I'm heading to the mall after work.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.

I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
by Biz bestie June 22, 2025
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Work hard token

When you’re doing leg day and you fart so much that you believe you pooped a little bit
Sorry, I’ve gotta go home and change. I’m pretty sure I gave myself a work hard token while lifting today
by luck257 March 15, 2022
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