Catching Turtles

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.

They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.

by Troy September 25, 2004

painted turtle

sickest turtles ever, their like painted and shit, so u know their cool.

non-painted turtle: "man i wish i was a painted turtle."
Another non-pained turtle: "yea cuz their all colorful and shit, im so jealous."

by Brent Roehrich August 18, 2006

Thirsty Turtle

Your partner is thirsty and you have a turtle head poking out. You shit in her mouth but she's still thirsty so she goes around to the front to blow you (with shit still in her mouth) until you have fully satisfied her thirst.

v. I had to shit so the she gave me a thirsty turtle.

n. Bobby's stripper was one thirsty turtle!

by BMF-Bobby September 26, 2008

Turtle

The act of poking your asian girlfriend's nipple inward while saying "turtle!".

Kyle poked Tina's nipple inward and screamed turtle!

by Tinababy January 11, 2009

Turtlenecking

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Grego Antony Bater March 4, 2010

Awkward Turtle

A really awkward person.
Such as Andrew Kursh

ME: Andrew Kursh is such an awkward turtle!
RANDOM PERSON: oh i know! jesus christ wont he just shut the fuck up?

by Annonymous2 December 9, 2008

tardy the turtle

retarded turtle/actor on sweetknuckle junction which appeared on Greg the Bunny

TaT: The red ones make me horny*eating red paintballs*

by Monkey_FuKer_666 January 5, 2005