have bootie sex and right before you cum, pull out and do it on the ass-crack. then she leans over and farts in your face, thus blowing jizz and a fart on you.
man 1: Man, i love getting snow blowers from hot chicks.
man 2: awwww thats disgusting, thou shalt burnith in hell for thine sins
man 2: awwww thats disgusting, thou shalt burnith in hell for thine sins
by Monkey_FuKer_666 December 11, 2004
by Monkey_FuKer_666 January 06, 2005
stoner 1: rrrrrrrs, i need money to buy weed, but i smoke weed because i have money.
preppie boy 1: wait.....what?
preppie boy 1: wait.....what?
by Monkey_FuKer_666 December 11, 2004
Man 1: damn, did you see that hot cowgirl lesbian porno on last night?
Man 2: Did i? Psh, i am the cowgirl lesbian.
Man 2: Did i? Psh, i am the cowgirl lesbian.
by Monkey_FuKer_666 December 12, 2004