Toshabaker

A baker of ogre or troll origins. In literary history, the troll who cooks children in pies is known as toshabakers.

In modern settings, the popular trading card :Garbage Pail Kids" had several popular cards featuring Tosha. Totally Turnt Tosha and Terribly Trashed Tosha were the most after of the Tosha themes.

The cards main features were caterpillar eyebrows, snaggle tooth smiles and ginger colored hairs. The crater-face insult was actually originally inspired by a Toshabaker.

In conclusion, unless you have kids to be minced into a mince meat pie, Toshabakers are as useful as a dirty AIDS bandage

Man, i need a tampon, but grabbing that used one from the trash is so toshabaker

FE FI FO FUM, I'm a fugly troll, but Toshabaker makes me run.

by Id repo June 29, 2016

toss a salad

to have sex

Man oh man do I want to toss a salad right now

by xxfskjfshdx June 20, 2016

tossing your own pancake

Another term for female masturbation

Person 1 : "I studied really hard last night"

Person 2: " No I bet you were just tossing your own pancake"

Person 1: " Yeah you're probably right"

by GetRekt69M8 June 10, 2016

toss

Intense sex move; so good you get thrown.

"I'm gonna sexx you so good."
"OH YEAH TOSS ME!"

by rolfdaddi June 1, 2016

Tossed Salad Head

When a person's unruly haircut resembles that of a tossed salad.

It looks like you just woke up with that "Tossed Salad Head!"

by Duggy Dog August 27, 2016

Tossing Eggrolls

Giving blow jobs to small or asian penises

Sam's weekend hobby is tossing eggrolls

by Prosser_Casanova November 1, 2016

tossing the waffle

When your girl got a yeast infection so you go anal instead

Tossing the waffle is so much easier than waiting on her infection to go away

by Pmoney-99 December 9, 2016