Heart-Beat Post

a post on a blog, a tweet on Twitter, or an activity on Facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.

Hamlet - "I haven't seen a "heart-beat post" from Ophelia in a few days, I hope she's okay. I can't call her to find out, because, you know, it's complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she's thinking of me."

Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"

by Rocksandshoals November 24, 2009

post fap nap

When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.

"Yesterday was so stressful I had to have a post fap nap just to relax."

by hyjack February 23, 2016

Post-Rap

A sub-genre of music stemming from rap music. What defines this genre is the lyrics. Rap was all about struggling in the ghetto and slums and being oppressed by the man and being an "MC", being able to spit a rap at anytime, things like that. Post-Rap is what we hear today (2011), its lyrics are about pussy, and money and sex, things of that nature, and no one is an MC in Post-Rap.

Rap (80s-90s): Tapac, The Notorious B.I.G., MC Shan, Ice Cube, Eminem, Jay-Z

Post-Rap (00s - present): Lil` Wayne, Busta Rhymes, Wiz Khalifa, Kanye West

by huntrguy102 November 30, 2011

Post Cum Hatred

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.

I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.

by B Ronson April 28, 2008

Post Nut Clarity

The sudden realization that maybe you shouldn't have jacked off and nutted to something.

I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.

by HumanusAustralis January 23, 2022

Post Coital Spam

Enjoying a delicious Spam and chili sauce sandwich post coitus.

Stu enjoyed some post coital spam last night.

by McSassy December 31, 2009

post meal depression

the depression you feel after eating a meal you thought would be good but was crap, you can also get post meal depression after eating a meal and being sad when all the food is gone.

"aw man i can't believe how bad that pie was, total post meal depression.

by ilikecatsalotyeah November 28, 2011